Here's a hilarious article I found on what to do if you wish become an Evil Overlord (and stay that way) [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]
The war to end all Waaars is coming.
The Grim(lin) reaper has come!
Jordan.....Prepare for the Geno-cide!
We shall Battle and you shall Cry!
I'm SmashedBrother, but your Smashed Brothers!
Nobody messes with Texas!