I've had half an eye on this for a while, but I kinda wanted to see how it turned out.
I'm going to take this as 'Get it ASAP"
The war to end all Waaars is coming.
The Grim(lin) reaper has come!
Jordan.....Prepare for the Geno-cide!
We shall Battle and you shall Cry!
I'm SmashedBrother, but your Smashed Brothers!
Nobody messes with Texas!